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		<title>Steve Ballmer signed my Macbook</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 22:35:51 +0000</pubDate>
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I met Steve Ballmer at a meet and greet this morning and asked him to sign my laptop. My apologies for the impending apocalypse.
Edit: Here&#8217;s the video! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwzklHZqkbE
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<p>I met Steve Ballmer at a meet and greet this morning and asked him to sign my laptop. My apologies for the impending apocalypse.</p>
<p>Edit: Here&#8217;s the video! <a title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwzklHZqkbE" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwzklHZqkbE">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwzklHZqkbE</a></p>
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		<title>If WEREGOINTOHELL, come laughing all the way with us</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Dec 2009 04:37:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Controversial: Check
Graphic: Check
Hilarious: Check
Do yourself a favor: http://uselessuniverse.com/WGTH/
uselessuniverse.com/wgTH
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<p>Graphic: <em>Check</em></p>
<p>Hilarious: <em>Check</em></p>
<p>Do yourself a favor: <a title="uselessuniverse.com/wgth" href="http://uselessuniverse.com/WGTH/" target="_self">http://uselessuniverse.com/WGTH/</a></p>
<p><a title="uselessuniverse.com/wgTH" href="uselessuniverse.com/wgTH" target="_blank">uselessuniverse.com/wgTH</a></p>
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		<title>First Face!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Dec 2009 04:34:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s the first entry to the mysterious &#8220;Face the Truth; Face the Lies&#8221; saga: http://uselessuniverse.com/face/2009/09/06/some-things-cant-be-undone/
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here&#8217;s the first entry to the mysterious &#8220;Face the Truth; Face the Lies&#8221; saga: <a title="uselessuniverse.com/face" href="http://uselessuniverse.com/face/" target="_self">http://uselessuniverse.com/face/2009/09/06/some-things-cant-be-undone/</a></p>
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		<title>First SGR!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Dec 2009 04:32:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s the first post to Single Guy Rant: http://uselessuniverse.com/singleguyrant/2009/09/01/entry-the-first-or-great-things-to-come/ Check it out!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here&#8217;s the first post to Single Guy Rant: <a title="uselessuniverse.com/singleguyrant" href="http://uselessuniverse.com/singleguyrant/2009/09/01/entry-the-first-or-great-things-to-come/" target="_self">http://uselessuniverse.com/singleguyrant/2009/09/01/entry-the-first-or-great-things-to-come/</a> Check it out!</p>
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